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Scrag Meister replied

16 August 2012, 06:49
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

You have a fit IT bloke? They're all overweight geeks devoid of personality round here. (Sorry to any CUK posters I may have just offended).

I do have a personality. :P
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d000hg replied

15 August 2012, 21:07
Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post

You really have no idea, do you?

That I'm fit? No, that's news to me.
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BolshieBastard replied

15 August 2012, 18:15
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.

You really have no idea, do you?

Marvellous.
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d000hg replied

15 August 2012, 17:24
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Nah. To stop me imagining the fit IT bloke's parts in my mouth.

Imagining is OK, but I'm afraid I'm married dear.
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Gibbon replied

15 August 2012, 16:12
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

make use of the lockable cubicles and the browser on your smartphone (just remember to turn the sound down if you're streaming video)

Do you know me? It can't have been a pretty sight, luckily I was on a weeks notice!
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mudskipper replied

15 August 2012, 16:05
I'm so bored I've taken to answering random numpty questions on StackOverflow.
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MaryPoppins replied

15 August 2012, 16:03
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones

Bit like Whatsapp.

Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready

What the.....what on earth is the bloody point?
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ChimpMaster replied

15 August 2012, 15:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

WTF is kik?

Kik Messenger - Texting for Smartphones

Bit like Whatsapp.

Best to sign up as an anonymous user and then away you go. Let me know when you're ready
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Notascooby replied

15 August 2012, 15:45
According to Google ....

"Kik Messenger is the totally free, crazy-fast cross-platform messenger app that connects you to your friends in real-time."

Seems like a pedo's playground
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MaryPoppins replied

15 August 2012, 15:42
Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post

I usually relieve this boredom by playing games with women on Kik. Games that often include the words "now your turn"

WTF is kik?
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Notascooby replied

15 August 2012, 15:40
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Saggy moobs?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to k2p2 again.
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ChimpMaster replied

15 August 2012, 15:34
I usually relieve this boredom by playing games

Last edited by ChimpMaster; 24 September 2014, 15:05.
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mudskipper replied

15 August 2012, 15:18
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.

Saggy moobs?
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d000hg replied

15 August 2012, 15:08
Probably he should stop growing his chest hair to his waist.
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Spacecadet replied

15 August 2012, 14:55
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

That's my preferred option although the chest hairs get a little tickly.

Your belt, not someone else's
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