A thread to bully all hypocritical God-bothering twunts ...

[BrilloPad]

The phrase "god botherer" is rather nonsensical. Surely a)bothering God is OK b)it's not God who we bother, but other people - leading them to spluttering hissy fits?

Its the ones who suffer the hissy fits who need religion.

[d000hg]

Its the ones who suffer the hissy fits who need religion.

I dunno - I make a point NOT to force my religious views on others here. Sas seems to be upset simply because of the fact I believe it, rather than that I tell him what to think. It's a bit like he's upset because I don't believe what he wants me to!

Oh well, he's a bit confused what he thinks from day to day anyway. We should be friendly to him I suppose, this community seems to be all he has.

[xoggoth]

So you admit that Christians are God bothers and hence God exists

Oh No! So SAS being his usual annoying and unecessarily abusive self is a proof of god's existence now?

Still, it's just as convincing as <a href="http://www.princeton.edu/~grosen/puc/phi203/ontological.html">Anselm's gibberish</a> that it is proved merely by someone understanding what almighty means and admitting that god is a possibility.

[MarillionFan]

So you admit that Christians are God bothers and hence God exists. Are you angry at God or something? I assure you that Jesus died on the cross for all your sins. Call on him and you will be forgiven.

Well apart from calling everyone a cretin. Even Jesus won't forgive that. You are going to hell. MF will be rogering you for an eternity. You can't imagine eternity can you. Thanks of a moth travelling round a steel ball a million miles across. The butterflies wings touches the ball once every million years. When the steel bll has worn away your torment is only just beginning.

Oi. Fook right off. I'm not going to hell. God's going to be letting me straight into heaven, gonna get a nice big place. I've got photos you see.

[amcdonald]

I have nothing against Christians, in so much as I have nothing against anyone with imaginary friends.

That's a relief for everyone on CUK then

[DimPrawn]

I have nothing against Christians, in so much as I have nothing against anyone with imaginary friends.

Me and Derrick are relieved.

[d000hg]

I have nothing against Christians, in so much as I have nothing against anyone with imaginary friends.

Ironic since you're imaginary yourself, yet nobody's friend.

[Zoiderman]

Ironic since you're imaginary yourself, yet nobody's friend.

Eh?

Go speak to the omnipotent being that is ever present, but you can't see or hear him, the one with unlimited power, but does **** all.

Honestly, you people are mighty ****ed up in life if you genuinely think there is something after this life other than being worm food

[bobspud]

Naming no names off course. I find so-called "christians" the most nauseating fookwits imaginable

Once said of a Christian. "With Christians Like her. It was a shame that the Romans didn't have more Lions..."

[TimberWolf]

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Honestly, you people are mighty ****ed up in life if you genuinely think there is something after this life other than food

There is food after life?