A thread to bully all hypocritical God-bothering twunts ...

[TimberWolf]

Give me an example

Someone wins the lottery every week. Hallelujah.

[sasguru]

Someone wins the lottery every week. Hallelujah.

I don't know how the lottery works as I've never bought a ticket. But if it's organised such that someone wins every week, then the probability that someone wins is 1. How's that a miracle?

You're even more stupid than I thought.
Next!

[d000hg]

Naturaly occuring events that are called miracles by people without the intelligence, knowledge or education to explain in any other way.

Miracles are called naturally occurring by those too closed-minded to allow any deviation in their thinking that everything MUST be explained by the science they don't actually understand but are taught is the ONLY answer.

In fact it's contrary to the scientific method to 'force' a theory which supports the conclusion you already reached. We discuss this ad nauseum with climate science...

[sasguru]

Miracles are called naturally occurring by those too closed-minded to allow any deviation in their thinking that everything MUST be explained by science

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So I've asked you to provide an example of a supernaturally occurring event, which you haven't done yet?

[oracleslave]

I recommend calling this a TKO to sasguru and moving on.

[TimberWolf]

I don't know how the lottery works as I've never bought a ticket. But if it's organised such that someone wins every week, then the probability that someone wins is 1. How's that a miracle?

You're even more stupid than I thought.
Next!

It's a miracle for believers.

If you want a statistical example, zero probability events happen all the time.

[sasguru]

It's a miracle for believers.

If you want a statistical example, zero probability events happen all the time.

There's a spectacular whooshing sound in here, as there always is when you turn up?

[d000hg]

Someone wins the lottery every week.

No they don't.

[sasguru]

I recommend calling this a TKO to sasguru and moving on.

Not necessarily. I'm willing to keep an open mind, if dooghy just provides one example of a miracle i.e. a supernatural event.

[Zoiderman]

Miracles are called naturally occurring by those too closed-minded to allow any deviation in their thinking that everything MUST be explained by the science they don't actually understand but are taught is the ONLY answer.

In fact it's contrary to the scientific method to 'force' a theory which supports the conclusion you already reached. We discuss this ad nauseum with climate science...

You are a very deluded, and odd individual.

I say Hallelujah, praise the Lord (and please don't forget a billfold into the hat during the service, where I will tell you how tulip you all are, but that by praying to an imaginary being, you will be accepted and forgiven in the afterlife and welcomed into narnia, sorry, heaven).

It's acutely embarrassing you are telling us we close minded and brainwashed, as we don't believe in a non extant mythical person who just so happens to be omnipotent, but chooses not to do **** all anyway.

Honestly, its so strange, its untrue. Mwuamba didn't live because of the intervention of extremely gifted and dedicated health professionals, and 78 minutes of manual heart massage, he lived as it's a miracle.

**** a duck, you're madder than a box full of cut snakes.