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[xoggoth]

The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists

How long did that take you? Or was it a miracle? (or some Excel)

[DS23]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

more !

splitter!

[DS23]

...

You're a Mentalist, an absolute window licker!

[Old Greg]

burn the heretic.

[nomadd]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

You pair of cheating bastards. You cut-n-pasted my hard work.

You two aren't the plagiarising Injuns I have to work with every day are you?

[oscarose]

Live and let live

[Diver]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[Old Greg]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[Diver]

Let me get this straight...

All you did to cure your immense pain was shout "eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark"?

I must remember that.

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[nomadd]

Funny that. About ten years back I kept getting these awful pains and once when I was on the way home it got so bad I had to stop the van. I wondered if I had a ruptured appendix or summit and thought of driving to the nearest hospital. I shouted at the top of my voice oh f& &* %$££ %%5$ &$%$ &*&**& **&& !!! and it stopped instantly.

Maybe we are onto something here! The new religion!

Let me get this straight...

All you did to cure your immense pain was shout "eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark"?

I must remember that.

[NotAllThere]

Is the world really flat and supported on the back of four elephants standing on the back of a giant turtle swimming through space?

Don't be silly. It's turtles all the way down.

[xoggoth]

Each time it has instantly started working.

Funny that. About ten years back I kept getting these awful pains and once when I was on the way home it got so bad I had to stop the van. I wondered if I had a ruptured appendix or summit and thought of driving to the nearest hospital. I shouted at the top of my voice oh f& &* %$££ %%5$ &$%$ &*&**& **&& !!! and it stopped instantly.

Maybe we are onto something here! The new religion!

[Old Greg]

While I dislike the disrespectful tone of this thread, I find the miracles thing interesting, as if I was of a superstitious mind, I would be declaring a miracle.

My car has an intermittent fault with an indicator light. I expect there's a lose connection. It has failed twice. And twice I have been moved to swear at it out loud. Each time it has instantly started working. So it is either magic (God, angels, sympathetic magic, psychic powers), coincidence or there is some causal relationship that made me swear at just the point when it was about to get better.

If I was superstitious I might look for a magical answer, buy there is no rational reason why this would be correct. So I'll stick with one of the other two and stack it up against all the times when coincidences don't happen.

[bless 'em all]

Is the world really flat and supported on the back of four elephants standing on the back of a giant turtle swimming through space?

No it's not. But our entire Universe is within a soap-bubble, blown by a bubble making machine in a bigger Universe.

I live in fear of the Big Pop!

[TimberWolf]

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