A thread to bully all hypocritical God-bothering twunts ...

[nomadd]

Naming no names off course. I find so-called "christians" the most nauseating fookwits imaginable

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(Although I wouldn't have restricted myself to just one religion...)

[d000hg]

So I've asked you to provide an example of a supernaturally occurring event, which you haven't done yet?

I know someone who spontaneously recovered sight in their blind eye while praying.

I know lots of indirect ones but I am actually fairly cynical so I don't like to pass on second-hand stories.

[TimberWolf]

You are a very deluded, and odd individual.

I say Hallelujah, praise the Lord (and please don't forget a billfold into the hat during the service, where I will tell you how tulip you all are, but that by praying to an imaginary being, you will be accepted and forgiven in the afterlife and welcomed into narnia, sorry, heaven).

It's acutely embarrassing you are telling us we close minded and brainwashed, as we don't believe in a non extant mythical person who just so happens to be omnipotent, but chooses not to do **** all anyway.

Honestly, its so strange, its untrue. Mwuamba didn't live because of the intervention of extremely gifted and dedicated health professionals, and 78 minutes of manual heart massage, he lived as it's a miracle.

**** a duck, you're madder than a box full of cut snakes.

You are definitely going to hell for that

I notice religious people soon switch to medical science when their health is in jeopardy.

[Zoiderman]

I know someone who spontaneously recovered sight in their blind eye while praying.

I know lots of indirect ones but I am actually fairly cynical so I don't like to pass on second-hand stories I cannot verify.

******* hell, I am nipping outside for a quick pray as my knees kind of hurt from the gym last night.

I might even ask if he can sort out the land I want in Devon too while I am at it...

You're a Mentalist, an absolute window licker!

[oracleslave]

I notice religious people soon switch to medical science when their health is in jeopardy.

Jehovah's witness?

[Zoiderman]

You are definitely going to hell for that

I notice religious people soon switch to medical science when their health is in jeopardy.

100%

God, I have cancer, please help me - Yes son, phone NHS direct. They should get back to you within a week or so.

[d000hg]

I notice religious people soon switch to medical science when their health is in jeopardy.

What's that got to do with anything? Miracles are by their nature the exception not the rule so why would we reject normal healthcare anymore than we would farming techniques?

[TimberWolf]

Jehovah's witness?

No idea about them, except the blood thing, do tell, do they manage 3 score and 10 without medical science?

[d000hg]

******* hell, I am nipping outside for a quick pray as my knees kind of hurt from the gym last night.

I might even ask if he can sort out the land I want in Devon too while I am at it...

You're a Mentalist, an absolute window licker!

Yes that's right, a sore knee is comparable with being (instantly) healed from blindness.

[TimberWolf]

What's that got to do with anything? Miracles are by their nature the exception not the rule so why would we reject normal healthcare anymore than we would farming techniques?

When you say 'exception', do you mean random?