A thread to bully all hypocritical God-bothering twunts ...

[NotAllThere]

Is the world really flat and supported on the back of four elephants standing on the back of a giant turtle swimming through space?

Don't be silly. It's turtles all the way down.

[nomadd]

Funny that. About ten years back I kept getting these awful pains and once when I was on the way home it got so bad I had to stop the van. I wondered if I had a ruptured appendix or summit and thought of driving to the nearest hospital. I shouted at the top of my voice oh f& &* %$££ %%5$ &$%$ &*&**& **&& !!! and it stopped instantly.

Maybe we are onto something here! The new religion!

Let me get this straight...

All you did to cure your immense pain was shout "eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark"?

I must remember that.

[Diver]

Let me get this straight...

All you did to cure your immense pain was shout "eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark"?

I must remember that.

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[Old Greg]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[Diver]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

[oscarose]

Live and let live

[nomadd]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

You pair of cheating bastards. You cut-n-pasted my hard work.

You two aren't the plagiarising Injuns I have to work with every day are you?

[Old Greg]

burn the heretic.

[DS23]

...

You're a Mentalist, an absolute window licker!

[DS23]

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

That's it, I'm starting a new religion called the The reformed church of enlightened eff-ampersand-ampersand-star-percent-dollar-pound-pound-space-percent-percent-five-dollar-space-ampersand-dollar-space-ampersand-star-ampersand-star-star-ampersand-space-star-star-ampersand-ampersand-space-exclamation-mark-exclamation-mark-exclamation-markists.

more !

splitter!