She's a cleaner, I'm a virgin (almost), she's offering it on a plate. Should I?

[ChimpMaster]

Was she working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

[Spacecadet]

I thought shagging him would be her way of helping those with mental health issues

FTFY

[TestMangler]

FFS man.....get her to blow you, then tell her she's more than welcome to sit on the step outside until her taxi comes.

WTF is it with 'modern men' who have to actually think about tulip like this ?

A semi naked 'tard cleaner ? Why wouldn't you ? Don't plan a long term relationship, just stiffen your socks, clear the custard and call her a cab.

[DimPrawn]

FFS man.....get her to blow you, then tell her she's more than welcome to sit on the step outside until her taxi comes.

WTF is it with 'modern men' who have to actually think about tulip like this ?

A semi naked 'tard cleaner ? Why wouldn't you ? Don't plan a long term relationship, just stiffen your socks, clear the custard and call her a cab.

If only women thought the same way when they meet you.

[KentPhilip]

Oh god, it's into 6 pages.

Morning All!!

[sasguru]

Oh god, it's into 6 pages.

Morning All!!

Morning. Now I'm curious about how you got to 43 without a shag? Can you explain please?

[KentPhilip]

Morning. Now I'm curious about how you got to 43 without a shag? Can you explain please?

I think a lot of it was down to my fashion sense. .. in that I've only recently stopped wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a YMCA moustache

[The Spartan]

FFS man.....get her to blow you, then tell her she's more than welcome to sit on the step outside until her taxi comes.

Genuis, sheer genius

[administrator]

Oh god, it's into 6 pages.

Morning All!!

Is that all you have to say for yourself? For want of a better expression, I think you should spill the beans...

[doomage]

Genuis, sheer genius

It would be genius if he got her to do some dusting and hoovering before she left. I mean, she is a cleaner, right?