i am lost for words

[Zippy]

Oh I don't know.

WDDS

[doodab]

DO you think they wore them while bleeding the radiators?

They probably wore them while walking to the station and getting a train back to Harlow or some other god forsaken dormitory suburb.

[sasguru]

They probably wore them while walking to the station and getting a train back to Harlow or some other god forsaken dormitory suburb.

Barstards! People of that ilk are exactly the sort who lick the chutney spoon and put it back. Swine.

[doodab]

Barstards! People of that ilk are exactly the sort who lick the chutney spoon and put it back. Swine.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

[sasguru]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

[MarillionFan]

It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their cutlery drawers contained a few misappropriated eating utensils.

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

You two are extremely bored today aren't you?

[PorkPie]

so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then

[sasguru]

so you didn't retrace your steps to where you dropped them then

WHS.

[northernladuk]

Boy you must buy some tulip presents if all they took is your gloves.

[doodab]

Ah but that's OK. Licking the chutney spoon and not putting it back is totally acceptable.
Its the putting it back bit that makes it such a heinous crime.

So you condone stealing cutlery from restaurants?

I really don't see a need to lick the spoon at all, just put it back unlicked like a normal person. A "lick & nick" isn't any better, two wrongs don't make a right.