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You know what you can do with your 10% rate reduction.......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by wobbegong View Post"I'm just going to check the aerial, Emu. I'll be down in a minute"
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"Watch him, he'll have some fooker's eye out!!"
King Harold 1066“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Bugger Bognor
King George V
Mind you - did you ever wonder - whats it like to draw your last breath - eh ?Comment
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"Don't worry...it's not loaded... "
Terry Kath, rock musician , shortly before shooting himself in the head.
"Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. "
Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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