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Ruprect replied

12 September 2011, 21:03
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).

Is Lucy back?
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wim121 replied

12 September 2011, 20:55
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).

Seriously?

(oh god, Im doing it now!)
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Cliphead replied

12 September 2011, 20:32
Originally posted by wim121 View Post

Do people ever accuse you of joking, because you tend to say "seriously" quite a lot?

I cant see what all the fuss is over. Just an ickle breeze up north. We used to have proper gales down south.

'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).
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wim121 replied

12 September 2011, 20:30
Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

Expecting some roof damage when I get back to the house tomorrow. Almost ran into a fallen tree earlier except for the builder who had the foresight to wear his hi-vis vest and walk beyond the bend to warn approaching traffic.

Seriously.

Do people ever accuse you of joking, because you tend to say "seriously" quite a lot?

I cant see what all the fuss is over. Just an ickle breeze up north. We used to have proper gales down south.
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doodab replied

12 September 2011, 19:17
A friend of mine did that on a motorbike once. He was very lucky to get away with a broken bike and some bruises.
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Cliphead replied

12 September 2011, 19:03
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

"It's a bit windy" - Cliphead

Expecting some roof damage when I get back to the house tomorrow. Almost ran into a fallen tree earlier except for the builder who had the foresight to wear his hi-vis vest and walk beyond the bend to warn approaching traffic.

Seriously.
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MarillionFan replied

12 September 2011, 18:38
"It's a bit windy" - Cliphead
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TestMangler replied

12 September 2011, 18:33
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

He's referring to the Challenger disaster.

I thought that was "OK, let her drive then......"
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2BIT replied

12 September 2011, 15:56
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

He's referring to the Challenger disaster.

yup that was it!
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Sysman replied

12 September 2011, 12:56
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan

To Harry Secombe: "I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral."

A recording of Secombe singing was played at Milligan's memorial service.
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TimberWolf replied

12 September 2011, 12:09
Originally posted by 2BIT View Post

where is that from? it's bugging me...

He's referring to the Challenger disaster.
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2BIT replied

12 September 2011, 12:08
Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post

don't worry about the 'O' rings.

where is that from? it's bugging me...
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Troll replied

10 September 2011, 20:35
I've just been headhunted

sasguru
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MarillionFan replied

10 September 2011, 17:06
"Well if I'm a war criminal may god strike me down dead" - Tony Bliar.
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suityou01 replied

10 September 2011, 16:10
oooh you little tulip - Steve Irwin
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