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It reeks of petrol in here. N Lauda.Last edited by suityou01; 7 September 2011, 18:34.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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"ban me if you want, I dont care !" AndyWHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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"I told you I was ill" - Spike MilliganComment
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Let Lehmans collapse, it's no biggy. - T Geitner.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Liked these :
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Who: Humphrey Bogart
...and now for a final word from our sponsor...
Who: Charles Gussman, a television writer who wrote for the soap opera Days of Our Lives.
One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes.
Who: Alfred Hitchcock
To the strongest!
Who: Alexander the Great
In response to his generals asking the heirless Alexander which one of them would get control of the empire.
Hope I say this:
I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Who: Errol Flynn
It's all been rather lovely.
Who: John Le Mesurier,
but its more likely to be this
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Who: Francisco ("Pancho") Villa
or a poor paraphrase of this:
I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
Who: Leonardo da VinciComment
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Dodi, I'm tired. I tell you, as soon as my head hits that pillar(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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