Witty famous last words

[MayContainNuts]

"I'll be black" - Martin Luther King!

[suityou01]

It reeks of petrol in here. N Lauda.

[Troll]

"ban me if you want, I dont care !" AndyW

[norrahe]

"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan

[wim121]

"Haha, how can a wee blonde chick, like you, hurt me?"

(victims of Karla Homolka)

[suityou01]

Let Lehmans collapse, it's no biggy. - T Geitner.

[AtW]

"ban me if you want, I dont care !" AndyW

WHS

[vetran]

Liked these :

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
Who: Humphrey Bogart


...and now for a final word from our sponsor...
Who: Charles Gussman, a television writer who wrote for the soap opera Days of Our Lives.

One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes.
Who: Alfred Hitchcock

To the strongest!
Who: Alexander the Great
In response to his generals asking the heirless Alexander which one of them would get control of the empire.

Hope I say this:

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.
Who: Errol Flynn

It's all been rather lovely.
Who: John Le Mesurier,

but its more likely to be this


Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Who: Francisco ("Pancho") Villa

or a poor paraphrase of this:

I have offended God and mankind because my work did not reach the quality it should have.
Who: Leonardo da Vinci

[EternalOptimist]

Dodi, I'm tired. I tell you, as soon as my head hits that pillar

[BillHicksRIP]

Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens...