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Witty famous last words

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    #21
    don't worry about the 'O' rings.
    Last edited by BlasterBates; 7 September 2011, 12:51.
    I'm alright Jack

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      #22
      You know what you can do with your 10% rate reduction....
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #23
        Yes Dr Banner, I would like to see you when you're angry.

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          #24
          can you smell hydrogen?
          I'm alright Jack

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            #25
            "I'm just going to check the aerial, Emu. I'll be down in a minute"
            The vegetarian option.

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              #26
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              "I'm just going to check the aerial, Emu. I'll be down in a minute"
              second

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                #27
                no I don't have an ash tray just throw it out the window
                I'm alright Jack

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                  #28
                  "Watch him, he'll have some fooker's eye out!!"

                  King Harold 1066
                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #29
                    Bugger Bognor

                    King George V

                    Mind you - did you ever wonder - whats it like to draw your last breath - eh ?

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                      #30
                      "Don't worry...it's not loaded... "

                      Terry Kath, rock musician , shortly before shooting himself in the head.

                      "Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. "
                      Voltaire (attributed), when asked by a priest to renounce Satan
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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