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    #61
    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    "I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan
    To Harry Secombe: "I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral."

    A recording of Secombe singing was played at Milligan's memorial service.
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #62
      Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
      He's referring to the Challenger disaster.
      yup that was it!
      sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)

      there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman

      everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.

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        #63
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        He's referring to the Challenger disaster.

        I thought that was "OK, let her drive then......"
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #64
          "It's a bit windy" - Cliphead
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #65
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            "It's a bit windy" - Cliphead
            Expecting some roof damage when I get back to the house tomorrow. Almost ran into a fallen tree earlier except for the builder who had the foresight to wear his hi-vis vest and walk beyond the bend to warn approaching traffic.

            Seriously.
            Me, me, me...

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              #66
              A friend of mine did that on a motorbike once. He was very lucky to get away with a broken bike and some bruises.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #67
                Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                Expecting some roof damage when I get back to the house tomorrow. Almost ran into a fallen tree earlier except for the builder who had the foresight to wear his hi-vis vest and walk beyond the bend to warn approaching traffic.

                Seriously.
                Do people ever accuse you of joking, because you tend to say "seriously" quite a lot?



                I cant see what all the fuss is over. Just an ickle breeze up north. We used to have proper gales down south.

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by wim121 View Post
                  Do people ever accuse you of joking, because you tend to say "seriously" quite a lot?



                  I cant see what all the fuss is over. Just an ickle breeze up north. We used to have proper gales down south.
                  'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).
                    Seriously?


                    (oh god, Im doing it now!)

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      'Seriously' is a tradition in General. Go hunt it down (you won't have to look too hard).
                      Is Lucy back?
                      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                      Thomas Jefferson

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