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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    (Things I Would Like To Do Before I Die)
    • Swim in custard
    I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #12
      Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
      You might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!
      If so I think my ex has some explaining to do and I have some Child Support refunds coming my way
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #13
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        • Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands
        Bare hands aren't necessary he could just sit on them.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #14
          •Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
          •Blow something up with high explosives
          •Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
          •Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
          •Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
          •Find a German with a sense of humour
          •Swim in custard
          •Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


          Done!

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            #15
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            •Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
            •Blow something up with high explosives
            •Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
            •Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
            •Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
            •Find a German with a sense of humour
            •Swim in custard
            •Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


            Done!
            You are Glen Quagmire and I claim my five dollars.

            http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...y-Guy-I-Never/
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #16
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me
              My version of this fantasy involves a six foot green eyed blond and I would probably be willing to pay a charity for the opportunity!
              Just saying like.

              where there's chaos, there's cash !

              I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

              Lowering the tone since 1963

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