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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me
    My version of this fantasy involves a six foot green eyed blond and I would probably be willing to pay a charity for the opportunity!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    •Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
    •Blow something up with high explosives
    •Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
    •Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
    •Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
    •Find a German with a sense of humour
    •Swim in custard
    •Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


    Done!
    You are Glen Quagmire and I claim my five dollars.

    http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...y-Guy-I-Never/

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  • DimPrawn
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    •Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
    •Blow something up with high explosives
    •Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
    •Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
    •Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
    •Find a German with a sense of humour
    •Swim in custard
    •Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


    Done!

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    • Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands
    Bare hands aren't necessary he could just sit on them.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    You might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!
    If so I think my ex has some explaining to do and I have some Child Support refunds coming my way

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    (Things I Would Like To Do Before I Die)
    • Swim in custard
    I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me

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  • ChimpMaster
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    You might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Or, if they were in France, and a horse, you would have eaten them.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Never ever ever ever refer to them as Hotspurs or I will hunt you down and kill you.

    Clear?
    I normally just call them "Our disabled little friend's next door that if they were a dog you would have shot by now"

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Are you still moaning about the Tottenham Hotspurs?
    Is that the same as Tottingham Hotspurs?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    • Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I say maim, prolly more like whinge loudly and then burst into tears, but you get the idea.

    Just don't! OK.

    Are you still moaning about the Tottenham Hotspurs?

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  • suityou01
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    I say maim, prolly more like whinge loudly and then burst into tears, but you get the idea.

    Just don't! OK.

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  • suityou01
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    I say kill, prolly more like maim.

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  • suityou01
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    Never ever ever ever refer to them as Hotspurs or I will hunt you down and kill you.

    Clear?

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