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I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with meAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014 -
If so I think my ex has some explaining to do and I have some Child Support refunds coming my wayOriginally posted by ChimpMaster View PostYou might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Bare hands aren't necessary he could just sit on them.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post• Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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•Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
•Blow something up with high explosives
•Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
•Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
•Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
•Find a German with a sense of humour
•Swim in custard
•Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over
Done!Comment
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You are Glen Quagmire and I claim my five dollars.Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post•Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
•Blow something up with high explosives
•Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
•Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
•Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
•Find a German with a sense of humour
•Swim in custard
•Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over
Done!
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...y-Guy-I-Never/"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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My version of this fantasy involves a six foot green eyed blond and I would probably be willing to pay a charity for the opportunity!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with meJust saying like.
where there's chaos, there's cash !
I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!
Lowering the tone since 1963Comment
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