Reply to: T.i.w.l.t.d.b.i.d

[Arturo Bassick]

I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me

My version of this fantasy involves a six foot green eyed blond and I would probably be willing to pay a charity for the opportunity!

[DaveB]

•Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
•Blow something up with high explosives
•Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
•Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
•Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
•Find a German with a sense of humour
•Swim in custard
•Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


Done!

You are Glen Quagmire and I claim my five dollars.

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/262...y-Guy-I-Never/

[DimPrawn]

•Bet £10,000 on a single hand of poker
•Blow something up with high explosives
•Drive at over 150mph on a UK road
•Meet one of the hundreds of Russian women who email me every day
•Finish a game of Solitare on a Windows 3.11 system
•Find a German with a sense of humour
•Swim in custard
•Run down Oxford Street on Christmas Eve, fall to the floor in the foetal position chanting “Santa IS real” over and over


Done!

[eek]

• Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands

Bare hands aren't necessary he could just sit on them.

[SimonMac]

You might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!

If so I think my ex has some explaining to do and I have some Child Support refunds coming my way

[Mich the Tester]

(Things I Would Like To Do Before I Die)

• Swim in custard

I'd do that for charity if Shakira jumps in with me

[ChimpMaster]

You might as well add "have sex" to that list because from the amount of time on your hands I'd guess you're a virgin!

[NotAllThere]

Or, if they were in France, and a horse, you would have eaten them.

[SimonMac]

Never ever ever ever refer to them as Hotspurs or I will hunt you down and kill you.

Clear?

I normally just call them "Our disabled little friend's next door that if they were a dog you would have shot by now"

[gingerjedi]

Are you still moaning about the Tottenham Hotspurs?

Is that the same as Tottingham Hotspurs?

[Mich the Tester]

• Watch SY01 trying to kill someone with his bare hands

[Mich the Tester]

I say maim, prolly more like whinge loudly and then burst into tears, but you get the idea.

Just don't! OK.

Are you still moaning about the Tottenham Hotspurs?

[suityou01]

I say maim, prolly more like whinge loudly and then burst into tears, but you get the idea.

Just don't! OK.

[suityou01]

I say kill, prolly more like maim.

[suityou01]

Never ever ever ever refer to them as Hotspurs or I will hunt you down and kill you.

Clear?