Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[Old Greg]

Does this rank as the most pointless thread ever on CUK? It certainly comes close.

It woud only be pointless in nobody cared about Churchill's suffering.

[Old Greg]

Can't speak for MF but I can say Churchill doesn't swing towards men

As for being MF's fag hag....what did I do to deserve that kinda of awful punishment?

Shacking up with a repressed homosexual.

[sasguru]

It woud only be pointless in nobody cared about Churchill's suffering.

Even if one cared it would be pointless: asking medical advice from CUK cretins ranks as one of the most pointless exercises possible.

[cailin maith]

Even if one cared it would be pointless: asking medical advice from CUK cretins ranks as one of the most pointless exercises possible.

any kind of

FTFY

[sasguru]

any kind of

FTFY

Oh I don't know I've got some good advice in the technical section

[minestrone]

People that ask for a medical diagnosis on internet forums are feckin' morons, but in this case that diagnosis had already been made.

[DaveB]

Stop pissing about (pun intended) and go to the Dr.

Could be kidney stones, could be something much more serious.

[MarillionFan]

Funny that, everytime I say "Go to the Dr", that's almost the response I get

I know. That's what I heard on your voicemail.

[MarillionFan]

That's because MF and Churchill are both repressed homosexuals. Perhaps MF should move in and you can be their fag hag - you can all go and get your nails done together.

So tell me OG. Did you tell your parents or the wife first when you came out?

[MarillionFan]

Can't speak for MF but I can say Churchill doesn't swing towards men

As for being MF's fag hag....what did I do to deserve that kinda of awful punishment?

Well those pictures didn't download themselves did they? Or did you fall for the 'virus' story.