Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[Old Greg]

So tell me OG. Did you tell your parents or the wife first when you came out?

I doesn't bother me if you think I'm gay. Plenty of people have thought that in the past (but my boyish good looks have faded a bit, so it doesn't tend to happen any more).

[EternalOptimist]

Kidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse

[Churchill]

Kidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse

I'm spoiled for choice.

Btw, OG I don't care what your sexual preference is, but the answer is still no.

And if you think calling someone "a repressed homosexual" is an insult then you've got serious "issues".

[shaunbhoy]

Kidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse

Best give Suity a call. If he fixes PCs for a £5 an hour, you'll get change from a tenner.
Failing that head to sasguru's shed. He won't shatter your kidney stones, but after half an hour of his rambling the excruciating pain won't seem quite so bad.

[MarillionFan]

Best give Suity a call. If he fixes PCs for a £5 an hour, you'll get change from a tenner.
Failing that head to sasguru's shed. He won't shatter your kidney stones, but after half an hour of his rambling the excruciating pain won't seem quite so bad.

There is always the possibility that Churchill is suffering from Big Jessyitis. Seems a lot of it around today.

[DodgyAgent]

I'm spoiled for choice.

Btw, OG I don't care what your sexual preference is, but the answer is still no.

And if you think calling someone "a repressed homosexual" is an insult then you've got serious "issues".

Poof

[Churchill]

Poof

Fat Poof!

[MarillionFan]

Poof

There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Churchill has just confirmed it. He's fat as well.

[amcdonald]

Also skip the caffine.

That's like a death sentance in IT.

Doesn't everyone start the day with Red Bull, a double espresso followed by a Latte to a chill a little

[Churchill]

That's like a death sentance in IT.

Doesn't everyone start the day with Red Bull, a double espresso followed by a Latte to a chill a little

Latte? 'king lightweight!