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Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!
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I doesn't bother me if you think I'm gay. Plenty of people have thought that in the past (but my boyish good looks have faded a bit, so it doesn't tend to happen any more). -
Kidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse
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I'm spoiled for choice.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostKidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse


Btw, OG I don't care what your sexual preference is, but the answer is still no.
And if you think calling someone "a repressed homosexual" is an insult then you've got serious "issues".Comment
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Best give Suity a call. If he fixes PCs for a £5 an hour, you'll get change from a tenner.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostKidney stones are easily broken up by Ultrasound. All you need is to identify someone here with a high pitched whine and a high frequency who talks through their @rse

Failing that head to sasguru's shed. He won't shatter your kidney stones, but after half an hour of his rambling the excruciating pain won't seem quite so bad.“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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There is always the possibility that Churchill is suffering from Big Jessyitis. Seems a lot of it around today.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostBest give Suity a call. If he fixes PCs for a £5 an hour, you'll get change from a tenner.
Failing that head to sasguru's shed. He won't shatter your kidney stones, but after half an hour of his rambling the excruciating pain won't seem quite so bad.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm spoiled for choice.
Btw, OG I don't care what your sexual preference is, but the answer is still no.
And if you think calling someone "a repressed homosexual" is an insult then you've got serious "issues".
PoofLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Churchill has just confirmed it. He's fat as well.Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostPoof
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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That's like a death sentance in IT.Originally posted by eek View PostAlso skip the caffine.
Doesn't everyone start the day with Red Bull, a double espresso followed by a Latte to a chill a littleDoing the needful since 1827Comment
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Latte? 'king lightweight!Originally posted by amcdonald View PostThat's like a death sentance in IT.
Doesn't everyone start the day with Red Bull, a double espresso followed by a Latte to a chill a littleComment
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