Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[eek]

Personally I would head this way Dignitas while you are still well enough to travel.

[Churchill]

Personally I would head this way Dignitas while you are still well enough to travel.

Off you pop then.

Personally I'm Peter Pan and I'm living the ******* dream!

Oh, wait a minute, that's Charlie Sheen!

[mudskipper]

I drink lots of water and my urine still looks like pea(sometimes brown lentil) soup!

Could be blood?

Are you pregnant?

[Old Greg]

Could be blood?

Are you pregnant?

It sounds like an ectopic. He won't be letting MF buy him a drink again.

[Lockhouse]

Sounds like an infection rather than stones to me. But what do I know.

[Churchill]

Could be blood?

Are you pregnant?

I just asked my bollocks and their close neighbour, my cock, and the general consensus was "No!".

[MarillionFan]

Off you pop then.

Personally I'm Peter Pan and I'm living the ******* dream!

Oh, wait a minute, that's Charlie Sheen!

Both his godesses have left him. In the Sun today. She wanted it 19 times a day and he was only giving it to her twice. Greedy cow.

[Churchill]

Both his godesses have left him. In the Sun today. She wanted it 19 times a day and he was only giving it to her twice. Greedy cow.

Women eh?

You give 'em an inch...

[minestrone]

Too much fisting of death.

[Troll]

My Mum had and eventually died with similar initial symptoms - it could be as simple as a kidney stone but in her case it was Goodpasture’s syndrome

Renal failure is one of the nastier ways to die so would be wise to present yourself to the doctor for investigation pretty sharpish especially if you are peeing lentil soup


HTH