Pains in my ******* kidneys!!!

[MarillionFan]

My Mum had and eventually died with similar initial symptoms - it could be as simple as a kidney stone but in her case it was Goodpasture’s syndrome

Renal failure is one of the nastier ways to die so would be wise to present yourself to the doctor for investigation pretty sharpish especially if you are peeing lentil soup


HTH

Doctors are for poofs.

Best to down a bottle of whisky and then take a metal coathanger from the hotel wardrobe, unravel it and then stick it up your japs eye wriggling it abput until you dislodge the stone.

That's what Rambo would do.

[cailin maith]

Doctors are for poofs.

Funny that, everytime I say "Go to the Dr", that's almost the response I get

[TestMangler]

Doctors are for poofs.

Best to down a bottle of whisky and then take a metal coathanger from the hotel wardrobe, unravel it and then stick it up your japs eye wriggling it abput until you dislodge the stone.

That's what Rambo would do.

I would suggest watching the episode of 'Deadwood' where Ian McShane has his kidney stones removed/passed. Something similar to above description except it also seemed to include a prostate massage from a fat bird

[Troll]

Doctors are for poofs.

Best to down a bottle of whisky and then take a metal coathanger from the hotel wardrobe, unravel it and then stick it up your japs eye wriggling it abput until you dislodge the stone.

That's what Rambo would do.

Aye... if it were me suffering I'd down a bottle of whisky, open up me abdominal wall with t'bread knife on kitchen table
Pop the kidneys out,give em a bit of a rub and a polish and blow out the tubes with an airline
Good as new & all before lunch time too

[Old Greg]

Funny that, everytime I say "Go to the Dr", that's almost the response I get

That's because MF and Churchill are both repressed homosexuals. Perhaps MF should move in and you can be their fag hag - you can all go and get your nails done together.

[sasguru]

Does this rank as the most pointless thread ever on CUK? It certainly comes close.

[Old Greg]

Aye... if it were me suffering I'd down a bottle of whisky, open up me abdominal wall with t'bread knife on kitchen table
Pop the kidneys out,give em a bit of a rub and a polish and blow out the tubes with an airline
Good as new & all before lunch time too

A proper contractor would fly first class to China and buy new kidneys from a freshly executed human rights activist.

[Troll]

include a prostate massage from a fit bird

I'm curious about this new teaching...tell me more

[cailin maith]

That's because MF and Churchill are both repressed homosexuals. Perhaps MF should move in and you can be their fag hag - you can all go and get your nails done together.

Can't speak for MF but I can say Churchill doesn't swing towards men

As for being MF's fag hag....what did I do to deserve that kinda of awful punishment?

[Troll]

Does this rank as the most pointless thread ever on CUK? It certainly comes close.

Wot, worse than the "My Lunch threads"?