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What if the Mayans were correct?
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A chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Five less billing days!!! Anti-contractor from the start.Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIt's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.
No wonder they died out.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Hmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostIt's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.Comment
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Thats easy. December 26th to 30th as no client has ever wanted me to work those days. The end of year would then beOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostHmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?
Christmas Day
New years eve
New years day.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Hangover bad is it?Originally posted by ChimpMaster View PostThe world is always ending. The sky is forever falling down.
Just another day.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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I might be celebrating my 50th birthday as the Mayans predict the end on that exact day. It could add extra spice to the party after mid-night if we are still here.Originally posted by doodab View Postand the world will end in 2012?
What will you do with your remaining time? Accumulate wealth? Enjoy what you have? Try and "save your soul" by being less of a **** for the next year and a bit?Comment
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That would be a great interview question for people applying as a physics undergraduate to Oxbridge.Originally posted by doodab View PostA chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.
3 pints at lunchtime?!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostThree pints, I think.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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You don't think that's going to stop them, do you?Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe Mayans didn't actually assert that the world would end in 2012. All that happens in 2012 is that the Mayan calendar comes to the end of its Long Cycle.
What happens at the end of the Long Cycle, you might wonder?
The next Long Cycle begins, is the answer.
Ho hum
How is that Mayan rapture shelter coming along btw?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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