What if the Mayans were correct?

[scooterscot]

put my fingers in my ears and say la-la-la-la-la. should be ok then

2 pints of bitter, some peanuts and a brown paper bag is standard operating procedure.

PS: Don't forget your towel.

[NickFitz]

The Mayans didn't actually assert that the world would end in 2012. All that happens in 2012 is that the Mayan calendar comes to the end of its Long Cycle.

What happens at the end of the Long Cycle, you might wonder?

The next Long Cycle begins, is the answer.

Ho hum

[NotAllThere]

2 pints of bitter, some peanuts and a brown paper bag is standard operating procedure.

PS: Don't forget your towel.

Three pints, I think.

[MarillionFan]

I have always have a feeling of malaise about these end of the world predictions. Especially this 2012 Mayan one. I like to think of it as Mayanaise.

[TimberWolf]

Anyone seen the film?

[doodab]

Anyone seen the film?

I'm pretty sure I have, but I don't actually remember anything about it. That should tell you something.

[TimberWolf]

I'm pretty sure I have, but I don't actually remember anything about it. That should tell you something.

Well I may or mayan not be watching it right now, depending on whether that's illegal or not, and am still not sure whether I've seen it before. I think I have and mayan well be fast-forwarding through it.

[EternalOptimist]

Go figure it, Ziggurat
Old Quetzalcoatl he
Looked at his calendar
up on the wall
'The Incas are stinkers'
MesoAmericans
'The Aztecs are train wrecks'
But the Mayans walk tall

[Doggy Styles]

Did you not know there's an asteroid heading our way?

No worries, Terry will clear it.

[Moscow Mule]

The Mayans didn't actually assert that the world would end in 2012. All that happens in 2012 is that the Mayan calendar comes to the end of its Long Cycle.

What happens at the end of the Long Cycle, you might wonder?

The next Long Cycle begins, is the answer.

Ho hum

It's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.