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What if the Mayans were correct?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    No worries, Terry will clear it.
    A chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #22
      Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
      It's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.
      Five less billing days!!! Anti-contractor from the start.

      No wonder they died out.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        It's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.
        Hmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?

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          #24
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          Hmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?
          Thats easy. December 26th to 30th as no client has ever wanted me to work those days. The end of year would then be

          Christmas Day
          New years eve
          New years day.
          merely at clientco for the entertainment

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            #25
            The world is always ending. The sky is forever falling down.

            Just another day.

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              #26
              Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
              The world is always ending. The sky is forever falling down.

              Just another day.
              Hangover bad is it?
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                #27
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                and the world will end in 2012?

                What will you do with your remaining time? Accumulate wealth? Enjoy what you have? Try and "save your soul" by being less of a **** for the next year and a bit?
                I might be celebrating my 50th birthday as the Mayans predict the end on that exact day. It could add extra spice to the party after mid-night if we are still here.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by doodab View Post
                  A chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.
                  That would be a great interview question for people applying as a physics undergraduate to Oxbridge.

                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Three pints, I think.
                  3 pints at lunchtime?!
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    The Mayans didn't actually assert that the world would end in 2012. All that happens in 2012 is that the Mayan calendar comes to the end of its Long Cycle.

                    What happens at the end of the Long Cycle, you might wonder?

                    The next Long Cycle begins, is the answer.

                    Ho hum
                    You don't think that's going to stop them, do you?

                    How is that Mayan rapture shelter coming along btw?
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                      #30
                      If they are correct, one good thing would be you won't be able to start any more inane threads.

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