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Previously on "What if the Mayans were correct?"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Did you not know there's an asteroid heading our way?

    The status quo having chosen to keep it secret to prevent widespread panic.
    I don't think that means what you think it means.

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  • norrahe
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    Adn if they are correct do people get their money back on all those Olympics tickets they've bought (or think they've bought)

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    The end to forum server will come much faster if mods won't delete bloody tDP threads




    You love them really

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  • AtW
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    The end to forum server will come much faster if mods won't delete bloody tDP threads

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    If they are correct, one good thing would be you won't be able to start any more inane threads.
    Maybe the end of the world is a succession of pointless threads which you find yourself drawn to despite their irrelevance? Wouldn't that be a treat to liven up your dull existence.

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  • russell
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    If they are correct, one good thing would be you won't be able to start any more inane threads.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    The Mayans didn't actually assert that the world would end in 2012. All that happens in 2012 is that the Mayan calendar comes to the end of its Long Cycle.

    What happens at the end of the Long Cycle, you might wonder?

    The next Long Cycle begins, is the answer.

    Ho hum
    You don't think that's going to stop them, do you?

    How is that Mayan rapture shelter coming along btw?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    A chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.
    That would be a great interview question for people applying as a physics undergraduate to Oxbridge.

    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Three pints, I think.
    3 pints at lunchtime?!

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  • configman
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    and the world will end in 2012?

    What will you do with your remaining time? Accumulate wealth? Enjoy what you have? Try and "save your soul" by being less of a **** for the next year and a bit?
    I might be celebrating my 50th birthday as the Mayans predict the end on that exact day. It could add extra spice to the party after mid-night if we are still here.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
    The world is always ending. The sky is forever falling down.

    Just another day.
    Hangover bad is it?

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  • ChimpMaster
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    The world is always ending. The sky is forever falling down.

    Just another day.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Hmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?
    Thats easy. December 26th to 30th as no client has ever wanted me to work those days. The end of year would then be

    Christmas Day
    New years eve
    New years day.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    It's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.
    Hmm, if the UK copied this, which five days of the year would you do away with?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    It's not even a very good calendar, it's only got 360 days in a year.
    Five less billing days!!! Anti-contractor from the start.

    No wonder they died out.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    No worries, Terry will clear it.
    A chocolate orange would have to be HUGE to make it through the atmosphere without melting.

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