Originally posted by stek
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What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?
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It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area toobloggoth
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Originally posted by stek View PostIt also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have also been told that sticking your knob into a jam jar full of angry wasps has an incredible effect. Your old fella can grow to almost four times it's normal resting size in minutes. Nothing impresses the ladies more so EO told me.
Copy of Razzle and a box of tissues too! Only lasts two minutes though...
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Is doodab dead?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIs doodab dead?
Still we're all only visiting this little planet, comes to all of us eventually.
RIP DoodsHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostLooks like it. He had multiple organ failure, starting with his brain, poor chap.
Still we're all only visiting this little planet, comes to all of us eventually.
RIP DoodsPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I am alive and well.
Well, I'm alive.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI am alive and well.
Well, I'm alive.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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