What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?

[doodab]

Some people don't remember eating the kebab the day after. I think booze and kebabs are symbiotic, although I'm not sure what benefit alcohol receives from this relationship, maybe it's just parasitised by the kebab.

Best solution may be to swipe a stool across a dish of agar and see if a new kebab grows?

I wasn't tulipfaced and staggering home late at night, I spent the afternoon hours in the beer garden enjoying a beer and reading the paper, then headed home to make my dinner and get an early night.

I don't get so pissed that I forget what I've eaten. I know this because on my birthday a few weeks ago I was battered and can remember both kebabs quite clearly.

[EternalOptimist]

I wasn't tulipfaced and staggering home late at night, I spent the afternoon hours in the beer garden enjoying a beer and reading the paper, then headed home to make my dinner and get an early night.

I don't get so pissed that I forget what I've eaten. I know this because on my birthday a few weeks ago I was battered and can remember both kebabs quite clearly.

it's probably the sun on your head then. It can be quite nasty if the first time you have been out in it this year

[SueEllen]

it's probably the sun on your head then. It can be quite nasty if the first time you have been out in it this year

Hyperthermia?

http://www.medicinenet.com/heat_stroke/article.htm

[doodab]

Hyperthermia?

I prefer to call it "boiled head syndrome".

[EternalOptimist]

I prefer to call it "boiled head syndrome".

boiled head. yes.
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?

it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year

I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)

[doodab]

boiled head. yes.
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?

it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year

I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)

Not bald but I do have pretty short cropped hair.

[suityou01]

Not bald but I do have pretty short cropped hair.

Above and below IIRC

I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers this morning to get things under control.

A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way, or blood comes out. And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.

[doodab]

Above and below IIRC

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

[suityou01]

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

People should really pay for quality advice like this. Plan B?

[stek]

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.