Does it vary depending on which organs are giving up?
							
						
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What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?
				
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 What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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 I'll refrain from an utterly sarcastic response in case there is a serous reason you are asked this, but I have to question:-
 
 a) How could anyone answer such an open ended question with no secondary details - it's a bit like asking "what do you do if a software program isn't working", without saying what software package, what error etc.
 
 b) If there is a serious reason for asking this, why on earth are you asking (mostly IT) ContractorsComment
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 I think it's safe to assume that if I was seriously concerned I would have phoned a doctor.
 
 I do feel a bit ropey though. More of a "multiple organ struggling a bit" situation.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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 we have some good examples right here
 
 Liver failure - EO
 Kidney failure - Milan<kidney>Benes
 Skin - SB <the scaley>
 Penis - <cough> that'll be me again
 Lungs - some heavy smoker probbly
 Brain - MF underused, it shrivelled up long ago
 
 
 
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 Obviously it must be multiple organs. Or you might have a cold.Originally posted by doodab View PostI do feel a bit ropey.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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 Dunno, but it's no excuse to avoid invoicing.Originally posted by doodab View PostDoes it vary depending on which organs are giving up?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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 Definitely not a cold. Headache, fever, vomiting, and various internal pains. The worst seems to have passed now I've emptied myself out but the headache isn't going away even with 2 x 400mg ibuprofen.Originally posted by d000hg View PostObviously it must be multiple organs. Or you might have a cold.
 
 I am guessing that spending a lot of time in the sun yesterday followed by sitting in the sun and drinking 3L of beer is the culprit.Last edited by doodab; 30 May 2011, 11:34.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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 Cucumbersitis?Originally posted by doodab View PostDefinitely not a cold. Headache, fever, vomiting, and various internal pains.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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 I did consider that, being in Germany and all, but I haven't eaten a cucumber for ages. Unless you count pickled gherkins.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostCucumbersitis?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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