Reply to: What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?

[MaryPoppins]

I am alive and well.

Well, I'm alive.

Have a gherkin and an early night, you'll be reet as rain.

[doodab]

I am alive and well.

Well, I'm alive.

[MaryPoppins]

Looks like it. He had multiple organ failure, starting with his brain, poor chap.

Still we're all only visiting this little planet, comes to all of us eventually.

RIP Doods

I think he's secretly trying to steal SY's 'illness thread' crown.

[sasguru]

Is doodab dead?

Looks like it. He had multiple organ failure, starting with his brain, poor chap.

Still we're all only visiting this little planet, comes to all of us eventually.

RIP Doods

[MaryPoppins]

Is doodab dead?

[stek]

I have also been told that sticking your knob into a jam jar full of angry wasps has an incredible effect. Your old fella can grow to almost four times it's normal resting size in minutes. Nothing impresses the ladies more so EO told me.

[Bottom mode]

Copy of Razzle and a box of tissues too! Only lasts two minutes though...

[/Bottom mode]

[MarillionFan]

It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.

I have also been told that sticking your knob into a jam jar full of angry wasps has an incredible effect. Your old fella can grow to almost four times it's normal resting size in minutes. Nothing impresses the ladies more so EO told me.

[xoggoth]

It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too

Yeh but then it wouldn't get all caught up in your foreskin so you pee sideways all over the floor. Where's the fun in that?

[TimberWolf]

It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.

Why on earth would anyone want their knob to look even bigger

[stek]

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.

[suityou01]

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

People should really pay for quality advice like this. Plan B?

[doodab]

Above and below IIRC

Yes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.

[suityou01]

Not bald but I do have pretty short cropped hair.

Above and below IIRC

I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers this morning to get things under control.

A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way, or blood comes out. And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.

[doodab]

boiled head. yes.
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?

it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year

I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)

Not bald but I do have pretty short cropped hair.

[EternalOptimist]

I prefer to call it "boiled head syndrome".

boiled head. yes.
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?

it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year

I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)