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Previously on "What are the symptoms of multiple organ failure?"
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostLooks like it. He had multiple organ failure, starting with his brain, poor chap.
Still we're all only visiting this little planet, comes to all of us eventually.
RIP Doods
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI have also been told that sticking your knob into a jam jar full of angry wasps has an incredible effect. Your old fella can grow to almost four times it's normal resting size in minutes. Nothing impresses the ladies more so EO told me.
Copy of Razzle and a box of tissues too! Only lasts two minutes though...
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Originally posted by stek View PostIt also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.
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It also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too
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Originally posted by stek View PostIt also makes one's knob look a lot bigger without the forestation surround the base if you do that area too.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostYes, I found it's actually a lot safer if you use the little plastic things and go for a number 2 or 3 rather than allowing the metal blades to contact one's scrote directly.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostNot bald but I do have pretty short cropped hair.
I decided to give the old mantatoes a once over with the clippers this morning to get things under control.
A word of warning, make sure you have them up the right way, or blood comes out. And it stings a lot when you get a bit sweaty later on.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postboiled head. yes.
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?
it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year
I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)
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Originally posted by doodab View PostI prefer to call it "boiled head syndrome".
do you have a baldy patch ?
did you have a spell of the violent shakes ?
did you sleep like you were dead ?
it happened to me a couple of years ago when I was camping, waiting around for friends to arrive, drinking on the first sunny day of the year
I think boiled head syndrome is about right (or a very minor touch of sunstroke)
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