Cat has turned up. False alarm.
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The NorPusses have b*ggered orf out, should I be worried?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostCat has turned up. False alarm.Comment
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My pussies have gone all hormonal
The tomcat looks to have got in a fight with a fox and lost and is missing a big chunk out of it's ear
Not that it seems to be bothered, as it's spent most of the day trying to rape one of my pussies who seems to be very non plussed about the whole thing or playing very hard to get
Ooops shouldn't have said that, it will be like Clarkgate all over again
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Just seen four horsemen!!!
There is a point to point competition over at the racecourse but I'm not sure.
Should I be worried?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Me too. And the sun seems to be a bit, well, black. I was concerned for a while, then I thought, well, it's not the end of the world.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust seen four horsemen!!!...Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Given what's going on, can we have sockie amnesty?
And if the rapture does not happen then ban 'em again!
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It's only the righteous who get taken up in the rapture. You wouldn't have any of those in AustraliaOriginally posted by meridian View Postmeh. It's now the 22nd in Oz and we're still here. Bloody Christians.....
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As I believer I spent my last day on earth having a laugh speeding by as many speed cameras as possible, it won’t matter after 18:00."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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