Rapture has commenced...

[Sysman]

As I believer I spent my last day on earth having a laugh speeding by as many speed cameras as possible, it won’t matter after 18:00.

When I was a nipper my father told me about a guy who sincerely believed that the end of the world would happen in his lifetime, so didn't bother with any life assurance.

I bet his wife hated him for that.

[Sysman]

But on the strange portents side...

I've just seen a bicycle seat covered with honey bees. A proper swarm of them too.

They are clustered underneath and around the seat, to be precise, with just a few on the top. The overall effect is, appropriately, a hive shape.

[NotAllThere]

meh. It's now the 22nd in Oz and we're still here. Bloody Christians.....

To be fair, it's only a very small group of Christians who think the rapture is happening today. In fact, I've asked around, and nobody can find any who do believe it. Though they swore they spoke to some yesterday...

[MarillionFan]

To be fair, it's only a very small group of Christians who think the rapture is happening today. In fact, I've asked around, and nobody can find any who do believe it. Though they swore they spoke to some yesterday...

Now if the Muslims start saying it!!! Now that's a proper religion.

[AtW]

****!

A bearded man in his 30s is knocking on my office door!!!!

[Zippy]

****!

A bearded man in his 30s is knocking on my office door!!!!

Hide behind your sofa and pretend you are out!

[NickFitz]

****!

A bearded man in his 30s is knocking on my office door!!!!

Rasputin?

[TimberWolf]

<Death extents his hand and gesticulates with index finger slowly and purposefully, as if to say: "Dear entire CUK, met your doom you have, fear me and follow you must! Hmmmm">

[amcdonald]

So far one earthquake and no casualties

[norrahe]

Rasputin?

Of course, he works for AtW's local DFS. He might be checking that he's happy with his sofa purchase.