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Rapture has commenced...

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    #11
    Genius.

    Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

    You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #12
      Maybe I spoke too soon.

      There is a big firework display going on in central Auckland at the moment and I wasn't invited.

      Perhaps I am not one of the chosen ones after all ...

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        #13
        The fireworks have finished now, I'm still here, American Idol is still on TV so I think it is still business as usual.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
          The fireworks have finished now, I'm still here, American Idol is still on TV so I think it is still business as usual.
          In Hell you are, hmmmmm
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #15
            I don't know about rapture, but the tide is high here
            Doing the needful since 1827

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              #16
              Ive got peanuts, beer and a towel. I'm not taking any chances!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #17
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                I saw a quote from the owner saying his clients will be disappointed twice: "Once because they weren't raptured and again because I don't do refunds."

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Ive got peanuts, beer and a towel. I'm not taking any chances!
                  You forgot a babelfish and the HGTTG !
                  Doing the needful since 1827

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by amcdonald View Post
                    I don't know about rapture, but the tide is high here
                    Are you hanging on?
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Are you hanging on?
                      Yes on the telephone, no sign of Zombies yet either
                      Doing the needful since 1827

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