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Watching this bunch of arseholes is addictive.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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So push off over to your gardening thread then...Originally posted by minestrone View PostI don't know how you can watch that tulipe or somehow tolerate it. I do not get on my high horse much over TV but this pile of crap is teaching kids being an arsehole for a living is how to make a living and tells them that the being a cock attitude in work is productive.
You obviously aren't the target audience."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Which one is Zoe?Originally posted by cojak View PostZoe, the hardest one left.
She got a dainty way with that hatchet.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Tom, watch yer back!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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The PMOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhich one is Zoe?"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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'lo all"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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No one complained about the biscuit, during the task."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Evening Ruprect.Originally posted by Ruprect View Post'lo all
You were right about the chocolate Mary."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I know, I was thinking that.Originally posted by cojak View PostNo one complained about the biscuit, during the task.
Poor old chinless wonder, Tom. He's going to get the bisquit chop this week I reckon, Melody is better TVPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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No, I got more that 10 words in on a post this thread.Originally posted by cojak View PostSo push off over to your gardening thread then...
You obviously aren't the target audience.
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