Oh, cat fight before the pitch!
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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It's much more entertaining reading what you guys post, rather than watching the show
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As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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My bumhole can't cope with this playlet thing anymorePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Jim staring into middle distance..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Actually Jim has made a good last pitch."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I am very inspired by Jim's keyword marketing speech therePractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Zoe, the hardest one left.
She got a dainty way with that hatchet."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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BBIW award!
Jim - Biggest bulltulipter!
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I don't know how you can watch that tulipe or somehow tolerate it. I do not get on my high horse much over TV but this pile of crap is teaching kids being an arsehole for a living is how to make a living and tells them that the being a cock attitude in work is productive.Comment
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Helen wins again!!!
800k units!!!!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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