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    #431
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    No, I got more that 10 words in on a post this thread.

    Leave you to it but will return tomorrow.
    Piss off back to your weeds if you're not going to join in !
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #432
      Tom to go.
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #433
        Zoe, she's a squabbler.
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #434
          ' If you don't know the price of biscuits.... '
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #435
            Yeah a rubbish reply but I think Tom is for the chop.
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #436
              Originally posted by cojak View Post
              Yeah a rubbish reply but I think Tom is for the chop.

              Oooh Zoe!
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #437
                Tom, don't walk before he says your fired!
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #438
                  What's with the bruises all over Zoe's legs?!
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #439
                    Tom. Skin of his teeth.
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #440
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      Tom. Skin of his teeth.
                      Bit of a con pitch though.

                      "OK, right. So the brand is aimed at children. We'll do advertising campaigns all over the world, link it to Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Starman, Star Wars and Star Trek. William Shatner will be personally on hand with Harrison Ford at every Asda store in the UK for a year, I'll be your personal sex slave and we'll even agree to pay you £20 for every packet you sell"

                      Winner!

                      Bollocks.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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