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The Official CUK The Apprentice 2011 thread
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Posh totty.... hmmmmmmm nice knowing their mother wouldn't approveOriginally posted by JamJarST View PostI wouldn't, ugly and too posh and so far up her own arse she is at risk of turning inside out.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !Comment
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Being a man I'm not normally fussy, but I have a problem with Melody. I don't know why exactly, she's fit enough.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI so would though.
Perhaps I half suspect that afterwards she'd whip a nob out from somewhere and claim to have done it herself.Last edited by Doggy Styles; 30 June 2011, 10:22.Comment
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Perhaps its her awful voice?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostBeing a man I'm not normally fussy, but I have a problem with Melody. I don't know why exactly, she's fit enough.
Perhaps I half suspect that afterwards she'd whip a nob out from somewhere and claim to have done it herself.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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It's going to be between Jim, Melody and that bint who hasn't lost a task yet(her name escapes me). And to be honest, she's looking hot hot favourite.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Melody is too up her own a*rse would make for a nightmare girlfriend imo, ok for go on but nothing longer term.Comment
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Would be handy if the Mrs was to find out you'd been knobbing MelodyOriginally posted by Doggy Styles View PostPerhaps I half suspect that afterwards she'd whip a nob out from somewhere and claim to have done it herself.Coffee's for closersComment
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Why didn't I think of that? This is why you are successful, effortlessly turning threats into opportunities.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostWould be handy if the Mrs was to find out you'd been knobbing Melody
I think you should apply to go on the next series. Closing date this Sunday.
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I would like to see Helen as a PM having to deal with Melody's one woman band/law unto herself routine. She's trampled over everyone else so far..."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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