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Originally posted by minestrone View PostWhat's the smelliest thing in the world?
WAIT.......i know it
a skeleton having a w@nk in a biscuit tin
NO...thats the noisiest
ok i give up. what is the kipper-related, smelliest thing in the world ?
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I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industrybloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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What's the smelliest thing in the world?bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostHello Mr Kipper
IT? Umm, what does IT stand for?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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Am I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?
I am?
Oh well
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAm I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?
I am?
Oh well
I was just thinking that meselfI'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Originally posted by Kipper View PostThanks for all the random posts! I was warned that there may be some bizarre replies
Happy to play the new apprentice role and suffer the obligatory opening snipes
I'll just fetch the tartan paint!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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