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    #21
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    What's the smelliest thing in the world?
    My feet after a hot summers day

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      #22
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      What's the smelliest thing in the world?
      jeez mini.

      WAIT.......i know it


      a skeleton having a w@nk in a biscuit tin



      NO...thats the noisiest


      ok i give up. what is the kipper-related, smelliest thing in the world ?





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      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #23
        I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industry
        He might be a serial killer looking to target contractors. Why should prostitutes have all the fun?
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #24
          What's the smelliest thing in the world?
          A mermaid's fanny? Even more fishy.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #25
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Hello Mr Kipper

            IT? Umm, what does IT stand for?
            It doesn't stand for anything. It's just a way of putting emphasis on the word "it". Kipper is very interested in "it", whatever "it" is. If he meant to write an acronym he would have written I.T.
            "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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              #26
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              A mermaid's fanny? Even more fishy.
              Stinking bishop
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

              Norrahe's blog

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                #27
                Am I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?

                I am?

                Oh well

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Am I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?

                  I am?

                  Oh well


                  I was just thinking that meself
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Kipper View Post
                    Thanks for all the random posts! I was warned that there may be some bizarre replies

                    Happy to play the new apprentice role and suffer the obligatory opening snipes

                    I'll just fetch the tartan paint!
                    Have you tried bleeding the radiators?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      Anyone fancy a kipper tea?
                      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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