Hello from a newbie on the block!

[Lockhouse]

Where's the Chutney Spoon?

[EternalOptimist]

Fasten your seat belts. Its going to be a bumpy ride

[AtW]

Finally - took 3 months to get that sockie approved!!!

[Sysman]

Hi forum folk,
Just signed up and thought it would be polite to say hello as that does seem to be forum etiquette. I did wipe off my shoes on the way in and left them by the door.

I was pointed here by a member of yours; although at the moment I can't recall his username. Sure he'll pipe up later.

I guess you will wonder who the heck I am so I will own up and say I am not a contractor at all. I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industry.

So with that briefest of Intro's - Hello!

rooted

Mine's a gin and tonic please.

[Chutney Spoon]

Where's the Chutney Spoon?

Lick me.

[Kipper]

Thanks for all the random posts! I was warned that there may be some bizarre replies

Happy to play the new apprentice role and suffer the obligatory opening snipes

I'll just fetch the tartan paint!

[Paddy]

Hi forum folk,
Just signed up and thought it would be polite to say hello as that does seem to be forum etiquette. I did wipe off my shoes on the way in and left them by the door.

I was pointed here by a member of yours; although at the moment I can't recall his username. Sure he'll pipe up later.

I guess you will wonder who the heck I am so I will own up and say I am not a contractor at all. I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industry.

So with that briefest of Intro's - Hello!

Hello Mr Kipper

IT? Umm, what does IT stand for?

[Spacecadet]

what does IT stand for?

Good quality clown suits and child abductions

[norrahe]

Mine's a pimms with a dash of vodka, ta!

[minestrone]

What's the smelliest thing in the world?