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    #11
    Where's the Chutney Spoon?
    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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      #12
      Fasten your seat belts. Its going to be a bumpy ride



      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Finally - took 3 months to get that sockie approved!!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Kipper View Post
          Hi forum folk,
          Just signed up and thought it would be polite to say hello as that does seem to be forum etiquette. I did wipe off my shoes on the way in and left them by the door.

          I was pointed here by a member of yours; although at the moment I can't recall his username. Sure he'll pipe up later.

          I guess you will wonder who the heck I am so I will own up and say I am not a contractor at all. I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industry.

          So with that briefest of Intro's - Hello!


          rooted

          Mine's a gin and tonic please.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
            Where's the Chutney Spoon?


            Lick me.

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              #16
              Thanks for all the random posts! I was warned that there may be some bizarre replies

              Happy to play the new apprentice role and suffer the obligatory opening snipes

              I'll just fetch the tartan paint!

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                #17
                Originally posted by Kipper View Post
                Hi forum folk,
                Just signed up and thought it would be polite to say hello as that does seem to be forum etiquette. I did wipe off my shoes on the way in and left them by the door.

                I was pointed here by a member of yours; although at the moment I can't recall his username. Sure he'll pipe up later.

                I guess you will wonder who the heck I am so I will own up and say I am not a contractor at all. I'm probably best described as someone with a routed interest in IT and likes to know what's going on in that industry.

                So with that briefest of Intro's - Hello!
                Hello Mr Kipper

                IT? Umm, what does IT stand for?
                "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  what does IT stand for?
                  Good quality clown suits and child abductions
                  Coffee's for closers

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                    #19
                    Mine's a pimms with a dash of vodka, ta!
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #20
                      What's the smelliest thing in the world?

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