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Previously on "Hello from a newbie on the block!"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Kipper View Post
    Since you know about it I guess that you're a more senior person?
    Err. Yes. Thats it.

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  • Kipper
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Getting ever smaller.
    Is that because there are more contractors or the industry is shrinking? Can't imagine the latter being the case.

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  • Kipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Just tell us where Suzy Lamplugh is and we´ll call off the dogs.
    I have had that since the incident occurred as Kipper is my actual nick name. So sorry it's not new, but have not heard it in a while. Quite Retro!

    Since you know about it I guess that you're a more senior person?

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Kipper View Post
    So how is the world of contracting these days?
    Getting ever smaller.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Just tell us where Suzy Lamplugh is and we´ll call off the dogs.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Have you tried bleeding the radiators?
    What about the bleedin radiators?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Kipper View Post
    So how is the world of contracting these days?
    Eh?

    We're still trying to find your pron stash as well as the booze??

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  • Kipper
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    So how is the world of contracting these days?

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  • NotAllThere
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    Anyone fancy a kipper tea?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Kipper View Post
    Thanks for all the random posts! I was warned that there may be some bizarre replies

    Happy to play the new apprentice role and suffer the obligatory opening snipes

    I'll just fetch the tartan paint!
    Have you tried bleeding the radiators?

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Am I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?

    I am?

    Oh well


    I was just thinking that meself

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  • NickFitz
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    Am I the only one to be surprised that the username "Kipper" wasn't already taken?

    I am?

    Oh well

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    A mermaid's fanny? Even more fishy.
    Stinking bishop

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  • Freamon
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Hello Mr Kipper

    IT? Umm, what does IT stand for?
    It doesn't stand for anything. It's just a way of putting emphasis on the word "it". Kipper is very interested in "it", whatever "it" is. If he meant to write an acronym he would have written I.T.

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  • xoggoth
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    What's the smelliest thing in the world?
    A mermaid's fanny? Even more fishy.

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