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Does and Dont's of growing old
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Ok mate, I'll take it!Originally posted by russell View Postlol was just winding you up chill out.Comment
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Gordon Bennet. This thread has 8 pages since this morning?
Actually, previous replies are way off the mark, at 64 a wank takes about the same time to complete as it did when you were 16, it's just that you only bother once a day instead of 10.
Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Two pages for me - you need to adjust your settings XogOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostGordon Bennet. This thread has 8 pages since this morning?
Actually, previous replies are way off the mark, at 64 a wank takes about the same time to complete as it did when you were 16, it's just that you only bother once a day instead of 10.
Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Oh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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good point but I mostly hear the term at work which takes all the cool out of it....Originally posted by doodab View PostWhich is exactly why it's still cool for older people to say it.
sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice - Asimov (sort of)
there is no art in a factory, not even in an art factory - Mixerman
everyone is stupid some of the time - trad.Comment
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I've done it as well, saves waiting for pages to loadOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostOh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.
although it is a pain in the arse when you use google to search for something on the site. Google takes you to the default pageCoffee's for closersComment
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Nah blud, someone posted about being able to change the settings ages ago. I'd never have worked that out by myself.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostOh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.
Word.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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