Does and Dont's of growing old

[Tribesman]

Don't let out a big sigh/wheeze/fart every time you sit down.

[OwlHoot]

Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.

(or "well it's that time, I'm off to Bedfordshire", in fact nothing, just STFU and go to bed)

[thunderlizard]

Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.

Mine used to be "Unresting death, a whole day nearer now".

[EternalOptimist]

this thread is a beast




yeah, take THAT youse old farts

[Scrag Meister]

Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.

Should I be laughing. laugh