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Previously on "Does and Dont's of growing old"

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.
    Should I be laughing. laugh

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  • EternalOptimist
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    this thread is a beast




    yeah, take THAT youse old farts


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  • thunderlizard
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.
    Mine used to be "Unresting death, a whole day nearer now".

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  • OwlHoot
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    Don't say "and now to the weary soldier comes his rest" each night before going to bed.

    (or "well it's that time, I'm off to Bedfordshire", in fact nothing, just STFU and go to bed)

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  • Tribesman
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    Don't let out a big sigh/wheeze/fart every time you sit down.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Oh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.
    Nah blud, someone posted about being able to change the settings ages ago. I'd never have worked that out by myself.

    Word.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Oh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.
    I've done it as well, saves waiting for pages to load

    although it is a pain in the arse when you use google to search for something on the site. Google takes you to the default page

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  • 2BIT
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Which is exactly why it's still cool for older people to say it.
    good point but I mostly hear the term at work which takes all the cool out of it....

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  • xoggoth
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    Oh yeh! You can adjust number of Posts to Show Per Page. Clever stuff. Bet you're the only one who's ever bothered tho but.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Gordon Bennet. This thread has 8 pages since this morning?

    Actually, previous replies are way off the mark, at 64 a wank takes about the same time to complete as it did when you were 16, it's just that you only bother once a day instead of 10.

    Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.
    Two pages for me - you need to adjust your settings Xog

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  • xoggoth
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    Gordon Bennet. This thread has 8 pages since this morning?

    Actually, previous replies are way off the mark, at 64 a wank takes about the same time to complete as it did when you were 16, it's just that you only bother once a day instead of 10.

    Plus the fantasies are a bit broader obviously. Incestuous bi bestial necro scat becomes the norm.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Ok mate, I'll take it!
    Thanks no hard feeling.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    lol was just winding you up chill out.
    Ok mate, I'll take it!

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    He's a bit new, he might not have worked out how to check his rep
    ok!
    Last edited by stek; 20 April 2011, 15:45. Reason: Edited for benefit of doubt!!

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Well not really. Has anyone told you you are a waanker or maybe a tosspot?.
    lol was just winding you up chill out.

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