Does and Dont's of growing old

[russell]

I would rather put my cock in a food processor.

Why do very attractive females not do it for you?

[DodgyAgent]

I would rather put my cock in a food processor.

I hear it would barely fill a garlic crusher

[DodgyAgent]

Ouch. I don't even have a cock and that made me wince.

I thought you were planning on marrying one

[cailin maith]

I thought you were planning on marrying one

This is my, "oh, aren't you hilarious" face

[doodab]

Food processor over J-Lo?

I stand by my original spelling

Well, I may have exaggerated slightly, but she makes a godawful racket. Imagine if that started up while you were going at it.

[stek]

No-one's done the do's (not does, bad grammar)...

1. Farting without worry...

2. Can wear cardigans with football buttons

3. Can fancy Lulu

4. Can wank for hours without anything coming out (I'll take the infraction for this)

5. The above two can be combined

6. 2-4 can be combined

7. 1-4 can be combined

[russell]

No-one's done the do's (not does, bad grammar)...

1. Farting without worry...

2. Can wear cardigans with football buttons

3. Can fancy Lulu

4. Can wank for hours without anything coming out (I'll take the infraction for this)

5. The above two can be combined

6. 2-4 can be combined

7. 1-4 can be combined

I wonder if anyone has ever told you this or not, but you are not funny.

[stek]

I wonder if anyone has ever told you this or not, but you are not funny.

Well not really. Has anyone told you you are a waanker or maybe a tosspot?.

[Spacecadet]

Well, I may have exaggerated slightly, but she makes a godawful racket. Imagine if that started up while you were going at it.

Should help make things last if nothing else

[Spacecadet]

Well not really. Has anyone told you you are a waanker or maybe a tosspot?.

He's a bit new, he might not have worked out how to check his rep