Does and Dont's of growing old

[Spacecadet]

Middle aged women should talk like Joanna Lumley, not J-Lo.

But J-lo is middle aged

[MaryPoppins]

But J-lo is middle aged

But she is well fit. Innit.

[Spacecadet]

But she is well fit. Innit.

Without question

[doodab]

But she is well fit. Innit.

I would rather put my cock in a food processor.

[Spacecadet]

I would rather put my cock in a food processor.

That's just gay

[cailin maith]

That's a new one on me. I will start using that in meetings, I think.

A candidate I interviewed last week (late 30's female) told me "you should really try that approach here; it's phat!"

Did you give her the "incredoulas" (which I can't spell) look?

I would rather put my cock in a food processor.

Ouch. I don't even have a cock and that made me wince.

[doodab]

That's just ghey

[Spacecadet]

Food processor over J-Lo?

I stand by my original spelling

[amcdonald]

That's just gay

Quite, a threesome with Lumley and J LO would be more appropriate

[OwlHoot]

That's just gay

ghey

(apparently)

edit: Oh flip, doodab beat me to it!