Briefcase!
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Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetran -
Feeling better EO?
I'd
but since you might not be I'll just 
instead...
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I'm the giggler!Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Whereas EO is a toilet Dirk Diggler.Originally posted by cojak View PostI'm the giggler!
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+1Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostViolent and unpredictable squits. The best kind.
Sounds like you got yourself in a right old state. I, for one, am pleased, because it's given me a good giggle.
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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I feel a bit rough, but its back to work tomorrow. Ive already lost half a dayOriginally posted by cojak View PostFeeling better EO?
I'd but since you might not be I'll just instead...
Mrs EO said, you must have gotten home, just as I was leaving for work, how come I didnt see you. So I explained that I hid in my stinky car till she left. She called me a silly sausage and said 'I am a nurse'
but I dont think any amount of nurse training could prepare anyone for what was running down my legs
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No matter how bad it was, she's seen worse. At least yours was fresh, not some biddy who sat in it for 2 days and didn't notice while her bed-sores became infected.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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MF. You see that old biddy over there, you see that old biddy over there who's sat in her own excrement for two days and didn't notice.Originally posted by d000hg View Post
Doogie. Yes
MF. That's your girlfriend that is, that's your bestest girlfriend ever and you said she smelled nice.
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Laugh it up, you're sitting in her chair.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsOriginally posted by vetranComment
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One of my most embarrassing moments came the morning after a champagne night. I spent a happy evening at a friend's (and ex-boss) home where we quaffed a couple (or 3) bottles. The following morning the post-booze dump that I couldn't prevent was staggering in it's fragrance - I've never smelt anything before or since. And my friend was posh and didn't have any aerosol. The smell went through the whole house.
And her husband had to give me a lift into work as well.
I still cringe thinking about it. Champagne hangovers are the worst..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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