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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I really want some profiteroles now. I will stop at nothing.



    Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post



      Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.
      Don't worry - he might not invite you

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        Originally posted by Platypus View Post
        Don't worry - he might not invite you
        Don't be silly.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


          Your orgy would make me sick - cocktails and profiteroles sloshing about. Ick.
          You don't have to drink the cocktails but you will need to eat quite a lot of chocolate sauce.

          Perhaps I should have some sort of chocolate sauce jacuzzi....
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            You don't have to drink the cocktails but you will need to eat quite a lot of chocolate sauce.

            Perhaps I should have some sort of chocolate sauce jacuzzi....
            I'm open minded, but I draw the line at faeces I'm afraid.
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              I'm open minded, but I draw the line at faeces I'm afraid.
              Quite right too. I do actually mean chocolate sauce.
              While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                Quite right too. I do actually mean chocolate sauce.
                I don't like profiteroles, but I am more than happy to slurp loads of chocolate sauce. Book me in.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Update

                  She's a space invader, too.

                  She rubbed my arm last week, as some sort of stab at solidarity during what was a painful meeting for me.


                  Oh that actually gave me the shivers and not in a good way. Ugh I hate being touched by people I don't know.

                  I take it she wears long flowing skirts and open toed sandals, leans forward, walks with a shuffle, has longish brown curly unkempt hair and I guess she makes jam & marmalade and has a couple of cats too. Not that I'm generalising or anything...

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                    Originally posted by teclo View Post

                    Oh that actually gave me the shivers and not in a good way. Ugh I hate being touched by people I don't know.

                    I take it she wears long flowing skirts and open toed sandals, leans forward, walks with a shuffle, has longish brown curly unkempt hair and I guess she makes jam & marmalade and has a couple of cats too. Not that I'm generalising or anything...
                    I can see where you're going with that, but - no.

                    She's tall and fairly sort of masculine; big hands. Short hair, very little make up and 'practical' clothes. Apparently has a male lover.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      I can see where you're going with that, but - no.

                      She's tall and fairly sort of masculine; big hands. Short hair, very little make up and 'practical' clothes. Apparently has a male lover.
                      You've turned her MP.

                      Like you did me.

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